Ha. I once got one that said “You will enjoy good health” with a silly smiley face after it. About two days later, I started suffering from the flu, food poisoning, AND scarlet fever all at once.
-> as much as I hate being a party-pooper, you spelled “begin” incorrectly in your posting (Although “Being with the little ones” does sound quite zen-ish and would definitely be appropriate for those with “little ones”).
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I like it. Sharp.
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Ha. I once got one that said “You will enjoy good health” with a silly smiley face after it. About two days later, I started suffering from the flu, food poisoning, AND scarlet fever all at once.
That’s a good fortune and here is another worth sharing. Mind you, I actually received this after a meal, I did not make it up.
“Beware of cookies bearing fortunes”
Who knew those little crunchy shells could contain irony as well?
Very nice! I really like that one. ;)
Two awesome quotes!
-> as much as I hate being a party-pooper, you spelled “begin” incorrectly in your posting (Although “Being with the little ones” does sound quite zen-ish and would definitely be appropriate for those with “little ones”).
Thanks for the catch, Phil! I’ve corrected it
I think I got a cookie that said “Beware of cookies bearing fortunes” as well.