Late Night Eavesdropping

So I went to the local Barnes & Noble in Nashua to browse around. As I was skirting the Starbucks cafe, I heard some awkward-sounding intonation from a couple near me. I realize that they’re on a first date! How cute! I just heard a bit:

Girl: Do you do any other artistic kind of things? You know, like mumble mumble? Guy: Mumble Mumble Girl: Oh (Slightly-disappointed) Mumble Mumble. Guy: Mumble Mumble Photography Mumble Mumble… Girl: (Perking up) Mumble mumble! Mumble! Guy: Mumble (Misses Cue) Mumble Mumble, probably Mumble the Red Sox. (Awkward Pause)