Outside The North Entrance to The MOTT

The entrance, which resembles a low and wide hanger deck in its proportion, is blocked off by several black plastic cones and a free-standing sign that reads:

The Museum of Transformation and Translation is scheduled to open in late 2008. We apologize for the convenience.

Despite the sign and obvious construction, the entrance is actually open, and a hand-lettered notice scrawled on a scrap of photocopy paper, duct-taped off to the side:

Exhibit designers please check in at the Curator's office.

There is also an Outdoor Food Court featuring a Hot Dog Stand, a Fried Dough Vendor, and a Slurpee Machine. And surprisingly, the Golf Course appears to be open; you think you can some people milling around in the far distance through the trees. There is another sign though, which looks recently placed:

The Golf Course is OFF LIMITS to non-members

• Enter The MOTT
• Go to The Food Court
• Go to The Golf Course That Seems Open
• Go back to The Parking Lot