So I went to the local Barnes & Noble in Nashua to browse around. As I was skirting the Starbucks cafe, I heard some awkward-sounding intonation from a couple near me. I realize that they’re on a first date! How cute! I just heard a bit:
Girl: Do you do any other artistic kind of things? You know, like mumble mumble?
Guy: Mumble Mumble
Girl: Oh (Slightly-disappointed) Mumble Mumble.
Guy: Mumble Mumble Photography Mumble Mumble…
Girl: (Perking up) Mumble mumble! Mumble!
Guy: Mumble (Misses Cue) Mumble Mumble, probably Mumble the Red Sox.
(Awkward Pause)
Emily 
Bridget 
Hahhahahahahahahahahahahhehehhahahahahahhaahhaha
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Can I steal this for my blog? It’s just so funny. :)